The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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