we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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