i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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