My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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