Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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