My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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