No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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