yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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