My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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