I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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