Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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