Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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