I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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