Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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