I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I woke up under a house in Key West
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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