i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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