He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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