Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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