is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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