I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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