brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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