Just fell off a train. Bad.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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