Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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