apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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