Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
as a side note pls kill me
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