I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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