awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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