I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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