so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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