I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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