Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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