I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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