with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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