rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
