A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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