I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Someone came in the potted fern
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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