The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I will pee on everything he values.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize