i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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