My hand turned me down
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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