I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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