Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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