I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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