time to smoke my breakfast
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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