I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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