i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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