I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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