Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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