I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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