I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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