This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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