everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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