You're so nebulous sometimes
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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