hotel room ftw
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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